Genuine versus an imitation. How about imitation crab? Have you seen this white rubber painted with a color that resembles the unmistakable orange-pink hues of mercurochrome. I prefer big meaty King Crab legs. Egg Beaters. I know egg yolks are bad for you, but I figure I might eat less than a dozen eggs inContinue reading “Real or Fake?”
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Who Cares?
As I approach the last fifteen years of my life, I can not only see my own ticket being punched, but I will leave with a hope for the future of all species. I remember being so caught up in idealism and truth that it led me to pursue pre-law in my first college experience.Continue reading “Who Cares?”
Just Once
I want to see stupid tourists endure instant karma and ignore the barriers, jump the fences and hop onto a rock formation that cracks and sends them to a crushing death below. But that’s just me. Is it me, or did it take about fifty less elections to get rid of that lame-ass KMac? IContinue reading “Just Once”
What’s Next?
Artificial Intelligence. Although if you queried the Domestic Despot, she would offer that she has been living with artificial intelligence since we moved in together into a tiny studio apartment in the foothills of Santa Barbara in 1986. What I want to know is why, all of a sudden, are we inundated with idiot politiciansContinue reading “What’s Next?”
Le Dans Macabre
More than five-hundred mass shootings in The Greatest Country on Earth….. So far. What a tragedy. A beautiful 440-lb. brown bear was euthanized because human swine, deserving of loss of life, decided they were obviously raised by bovine grandparents and simian parents and had to throw out their trash and garbage uncovered and littered throughoutContinue reading “Le Dans Macabre”
Riddle Me This
Is Elon Musk the biggest douchebag on planet Earth? I mean, he’s either this brilliant business icon/madman capable of great invention, or the biggest douchebag on planet Earth. There is no middle ground. But hey, this is America. Why can’t he be both? Since this Cavalcante fellow has eluded the Keystone Cops, er I meanContinue reading “Riddle Me This”
Just Another Day
of infamy. When President Franklin Delano Roosevelt delivered his, what has come to be known as the “day of infamy” speech,” he was alluding to the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor Naval Base on Sunday, December 7, 1941 by the Empire of Japan. But unfortunately, it is not the only date which is infamous inContinue reading “Just Another Day”
One Giant Leap
If not for mankind, it certainly was for Maddogg and his golf game. The day was perfect, an occasional soft wind at about 5 mph and the well-manicured greens were forgiving and I stepped up to the first tee where I promptly crushed it. I then bitch-slapped the ball a couple times and still outContinue reading “One Giant Leap”
You Know I Can’t Help Myself
I won’t jump on board the internet bandwagon about more idiots spawned from Satan’s concubines and the obvious lack of class and intelligence they displayed in Yellowstone National Park as they encroached on a bison and thought (if that word could ever be associated with these douchebag dumbasses) it would be cute to do so.Continue reading “You Know I Can’t Help Myself”
Blind Drunk
The clickbait story was Scientists Shatter Long-held Belief About Drinking Alcohol. So of course, I clicked on it. What a load. They come up with some really stupid conclusions that make me think exactly who was the test population? In my early twenties, I really thought I was something. I would NEVER sleep with anythingContinue reading “Blind Drunk”
