Dumb and Dumbest He’s finally losing it… Everyone has chosen to ignore the obvious tell-tale signs. The change in his skin pallor from orange sunburst to a Frankensteinish green-gray death mask might have been a hint. The trembling. Swollen cankles. Hair loss. The mumbling incoherently to himself. The juggling of the ball bearings all dayContinue reading “Dumb and Dumbest”
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Kumbai…what?!
Meta whistleblower is a position that pays… That dumbass Mark Zuckerberg just had to pay out while of course NOT admitting to anything criminal as a jury found him guilty of state crimes because New Mexico wasn’t buying what he was selling, and on Tuesday ordered Meta to pay 375 million dollars after finding the company violated state law by knowingly misleading users about the safety of its platforms (Facebook, Instagram and What’sContinue reading “Kumbai…what?!”
Cut Bait
Carnival Cruise Lines is upsetting a few of its passengers because there are so many people qualifying for perks that now, everyone gets perks, so no one is special anymore. Hope I don’t lose too much sleep over their “plight.” You know that geeky computer nerd Bill Gates is guilty of something amiss on EpsteinContinue reading “Cut Bait”
Dollars to Donuts
Farmers are up in arms over Trump’s tariffs and the deleterious effect they are having on the cost of fertilizer. Shut up. Are you serious? We actually need to import shit? In this country? With all the bullshit coming out of Washington, D.C.? Once again, Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk, the world’s most overrated inventor, hasContinue reading “Dollars to Donuts”
What’s Good For the Goose…
In this era of big-time money in college athletics, there are several new millionaires populating the rosters, and not just the players. Coaches. Big Money. Kirby Smart at Georgia. Lane Kiffin at LSU. Lincoln Riley at USC. These are some of the biggest names in the profession and when successful, they generate hundreds of millionsContinue reading “What’s Good For the Goose…”
Play it Again
In the “New Normal” what do you do when your popularity poll numbers are embarrassingly, irreversibly low? You stop taking the poll, silly. If that doesn’t make you swell with national pride, what does? Just another “thanks, but no thanks.” Greenland has turned down an offer from the United States who offered medical care forContinue reading “Play it Again”
A One…And a Two…
So what do you do if your kid spends all their time on their phone and the rest of the time on their computer? Take your pick: Facebook, X, Instagram, TikTok. All day long. All night long. Somebody’s got to shoulder the blame for the crappy job of parenting. Certainly not the parents. Sue theContinue reading “A One…And a Two…”
When the Going Gets Tough….
You know the rest of the story. But sometimes its just not that simple. Of course that skank Ghislaine Maxwell will plead the fifth in her upcoming deposition…she’s guilty as hell of…everything. Everywhere else except the confines of a courtroom where she is proud of…everything. She would like a pardon, however. She thinks that wouldContinue reading “When the Going Gets Tough….”
Gotcha!
The dumbass who burned down Pacific Palisades, California was arrested near his Orlando, Florida home. Unlike most fires there is an actual name we can point to and say, “this person is solely responsible for the fire and the ensuing damage.” Thanks for visiting California, Jonathan. It will be harder to burn anywhere else downContinue reading “Gotcha!”
My Book in Audio
A couple years ago I wrote this book whilst sitting around, getting stoned, and reminiscing about this wild ride I have been on since the year 1954. I have always enjoyed short and powerful as opposed to long and flowery, although in good writing, there is room for every genre. So what I did wasContinue reading “My Book in Audio”
