Dollars to Donuts

Farmers are up in arms over Trump’s tariffs and the deleterious effect they are having on the cost of fertilizer. Shut up. Are you serious? We actually need to import shit? In this country? With all the bullshit coming out of Washington, D.C.? Once again, Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk, the world’s most overrated inventor, hasContinue reading “Dollars to Donuts”

What’s Good For the Goose…

In this era of big-time money in college athletics, there are several new millionaires populating the rosters, and not just the players. Coaches. Big Money. Kirby Smart at Georgia. Lane Kiffin at LSU. Lincoln Riley at USC. These are some of the biggest names in the profession and when successful, they generate hundreds of millionsContinue reading “What’s Good For the Goose…”

Play it Again

In the “New Normal” what do you do when your popularity poll numbers are embarrassingly, irreversibly low? You stop taking the poll, silly. If that doesn’t make you swell with national pride, what does? Just another “thanks, but no thanks.” Greenland has turned down an offer from the United States who offered medical care forContinue reading “Play it Again”

A One…And a Two…

So what do you do if your kid spends all their time on their phone and the rest of the time on their computer? Take your pick: Facebook, X, Instagram, TikTok. All day long. All night long. Somebody’s got to shoulder the blame for the crappy job of parenting. Certainly not the parents. Sue theContinue reading “A One…And a Two…”

When the Going Gets Tough….

You know the rest of the story. But sometimes its just not that simple. Of course that skank Ghislaine Maxwell will plead the fifth in her upcoming deposition…she’s guilty as hell of…everything. Everywhere else except the confines of a courtroom where she is proud of…everything. She would like a pardon, however. She thinks that wouldContinue reading “When the Going Gets Tough….”

Gotcha!

The dumbass who burned down Pacific Palisades, California was arrested near his Orlando, Florida home. Unlike most fires there is an actual name we can point to and say, “this person is solely responsible for the fire and the ensuing damage.” Thanks for visiting California, Jonathan. It will be harder to burn anywhere else downContinue reading “Gotcha!”

My Book in Audio

A couple years ago I wrote this book whilst sitting around, getting stoned, and reminiscing about this wild ride I have been on since the year 1954. I have always enjoyed short and powerful as opposed to long and flowery, although in good writing, there is room for every genre. So what I did wasContinue reading “My Book in Audio”

All the Same to Me

How’s that expression go about poking a bear? The official Black Lives Matter Instagram account has posted a video clip that appears to propose violence as a solution in response to the recent murder of a pizza worker in Charlotte, North Carolina. And she’s not even black. Do you think that wild animals being heldContinue reading “All the Same to Me”

King Me

Two dumbass pilots at San Francisco International airport didn’t even wait to get airborne to have yet another (yawn) airline accident, instead, clipping the tail of a parked airplane. You are making such a fuss over not having enough people to work in the towers, yet you have pilot-clowns like these? Maybe not in myContinue reading “King Me”

Like I Never Left

Back to viewing the world through my highly-distorted lens macabre. Man, what a world we live in. And nobody makes it out alive… Watching the great tennis on display at the U.S. Open is one of my favorite sporting events of the year. In the heat of battle, after losing to fleshy American Taylor Townsend,Continue reading “Like I Never Left”