Our Chief Executive is in the process of revising our census for the United States of America. After eliminating all the illegal immigrants and their descendants, it is now official: there are 42 people living in America. A couple of douchebags posing as parents in Barcelona, Spain weren’t going to let a silly little thingContinue reading “Numbers Do Lie”
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Tennessee
I have a great affinity for the state, as I spent a summer in Lebanon, just forty miles west of Nashville, training to be a Cracker Barrel manager. I fell in love with the miles of greenery, very unlike Phoenix, Arizona where I joined the company. Great golf and awesome fishing are two takeaways fromContinue reading “Tennessee”
If You’re Lucky
Horse Sense
Where else but Texas? Neo-Nazi Governor Greg Abbott calls the legislators to assemble and vote on the Almost Final Solution whereby they rearrange district boundaries that will allow the Republicans to overcome the advantage and gain five more seats. So the Democrats run away and play hide-and-seek. What are you, idiots? Four years old? ThatContinue reading “Horse Sense”
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up
China is scrambling because their population is not increasing, in fact, it is dropping to close to WWII levels because women just aren’t choosing to have children like they used to. Might as well be Americans, because we aren’t having children like we used to either. The institution of marriage which my generation held soContinue reading “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up”
I Told You So
I almost hate being right all of the time. Almost. Mighty Harvard, those wacky Crimson, cost themselves hundreds of millions of dollars in government grants by having the unmitigated gall to stand up for equality, free speech, the Constitution, and other silly passe concepts. The message they have sent across the nation and the entireContinue reading “I Told You So”
Through the Microscope…
The Associated Press, that trusted paragon of journalistic excellence, says that the president has stated “Japan will invest 550 billion dollars in the U.S.” at his direction. “Investing.” That’s a nicer word than say “ransom.” This money is being paid to reduce the recently-imposed tariffs placed on the Chinese, and now that they have madeContinue reading “Through the Microscope…”
Take it or Leave It
Our country, like many others on this planet, is having some problems, you might say. Unemployment, high interest rates, high poverty and homelessness, crooked political “leadership,” and a non-existent impartial Supreme Court. But fear not. Now, this administration is going at the root evil of EVERYTHING that is wrong in this country…….the design of gasContinue reading “Take it or Leave It”
Step up to the Plate
Am I good or what? As soon as I posted the blueprint for Columbia University to reacquire some funding that was being withheld from them…..Presto! All of a sudden they get 221 million dollars. You know you would have gotten more if you just shut your trap and kissed the president’s ass in the firstContinue reading “Step up to the Plate”
Lesson Learned?
Bryan Kohberger, the murderous dipshit in Idaho was spared the death penalty for stabbing four University of Idaho students to death. Leave it to gutless prosecutor Bill Thompson and our impotent justice system to combined to close, not win the case. Douchebag Kohberger only received four life sentences (to run consecutively) and if that wasn’tContinue reading “Lesson Learned?”
