The Buzz

Ssssh… Don’t tell him. The United States Government, in no thanks to its Chief Executive ‘Ol Mullethead, just passed a bipartisan bill that will actually attempt to help the forgotten ones, you know, the American citizens? The bill takes direct aim at the affordability crisis facing homebuyers in today’s USA. It’s about time. You wouldContinue reading “The Buzz”

Wheels

Meanwhile, in Iran, the oil is flowing again, at least, the restrictions to reduce the price have been eliminated, but greed is like a drug and contrary to global belief, is NOT an American invention; we just perfected it.

What’s Up?

So homegirl Melania Trump posted nada on social media to recognize the 80th birthday of her spouse, the very imitable president Donald Trump.. Zilch. I get it. Nobody likes to be reminded of their mistakes. This ought to cheer you up on casual Friday. I can’t tell who’d dying faster, but it is shaping upContinue reading “What’s Up?”

No Mulligans

So I’m watching the New York Knicks put the finishing touches on the San Antonio Spurs for the 2026 NBA title and they pan to this absolutely yummy-looking little blonde and my wife and I have no idea who she is. She’s close to courtside, hanging out with other New York “celebrities.” “Don’t get anyContinue reading “No Mulligans”

For Lack of a Better Word

If you really want to irritate your soulmate, here is Tip #3457 from Maddogg’s Book of Irritations. Ask her out for a romantic Italian dinner at her favorite ristorante Italia. Everything is normal as you anxiously prepare for a fun evening out until… As soon as you walk through the doors and approach the hostessContinue reading “For Lack of a Better Word”

Absolutely Ridiculous

He’s already mad about his illegal slush fund being stopped dead in its tracks so I wonder how he’ll take it when he hears they will make him remove the pink flamingo figurines he wants to use to decorate the White House lawn. Such a trendsetter. If the trend is stupidity… I was fired upContinue reading “Absolutely Ridiculous”

Brain Candy

That idiot Secretary of State Marco Rubio finally cracked… In spite of the “Doctor’s Report, a Dr. Feelbetter, and under intense scrutiny and pressure about the “true” condition of the president’s mental abilities, Rubio blurted out, “We all know he’s nuttier than Cooter Brown.” Not really, but it would have been hilarious if he did.Continue reading “Brain Candy”

What Did You Expect?

Evidently FIFA is struggling with poor ticket sales in the United States for the upcoming World Cup to be held in North America. No need to wonder why… We all KNOW what the rest of the world is finding out in this new Age of Tyrants. We are no longer the panacea and example forContinue reading “What Did You Expect?”

Avast Ye Swabs!

In a rather swashbuckling mood on this bright sunny southern Ohio day, let’s take a look at what’s happening on this planet… That horse’s ass Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth, keeping with this administration’s policy of hatred for women and non-whites, has reshuffled the deck to better reflect his worldview. He has denied promotions toContinue reading “Avast Ye Swabs!”

Surprise!

That wacky Mackenzie Shirilla says she’d like to be a life coach.

I’d like to be Mighty Mouse and use evil cats’ noses as punching bags as I pummel them with my little, white-gloved fists.