Without Fail

No matter how great you think you are, there is always someone, somewhere out there, who is better. I saw it a lot of it growing up as I started competitive tackle football at age seven. I would have started at age six, but I was caught trying to forge my parents’ signatures on theContinue reading “Without Fail”

Stay With Me Now

Lego says their new billion dollar plant they are building in Vietnam will be “all green.” Talk about a load. How can it be all green if those indestructible pieces made of nothing natural from this planet are being produced there? If you’ve ever had the pleasure of stepping on a few of them youContinue reading “Stay With Me Now”

The Latest

President Trump says he wants to make the United States capital crime-free and the “talk of the world.” What’s he gonna do, make all the justices and politicians leave town? Besides its already the “talk of the world” for all the stupid shit going on in the theater that is the American political arena. SpeakingContinue reading “The Latest”

Beast Mode

I am over the shock of all the anti-transgender nonsense in the news. It’s from the top down… The hook said She is attending college but can’t read or write. Now she is filing suit against her school district. Girl might not be literate, but she is not stupid. I still hate this type ofContinue reading “Beast Mode”

Where Do I Start?

Of course, I’ll begin with the hapless comedy of errors which is what my beloved Manchester United Red Devils have become. I still don’t get it. This team’s storied offense is now not one bit offensive. After having overpaid to attract mid-tier level talent, the team is paying for it now. It looks like everyContinue reading “Where Do I Start?”

Not Happening

The quest for a record-tying three NFL world championship wins in succession died tonight at the New Orleans Super Bowl. The record still belongs to the Green Bay Packers who last performed the feat in 1968 (Super Bowl II). The Philadelphia Eagles opened up a big can of whoopass on the much-heralded Patrick Mahomes andContinue reading “Not Happening”

Get Real

          I was not going to pay those money grubbers at ESPN+ one red cent, so I had to keep up with my Manchester United Red Devils through the delayed Gamecast on the channel I DO pay for.           I both praise the Premier League football club unnecessarily sometimes, and criticize them unnecessarily at others.Continue reading “Get Real”

Teamwork

Our man DJT has turned his attention to one of the world’s greatest problems and a real threat to global annihilation. He has signed a bill to ban male athletes that are genetically altered from participating in girls and women’s sports. This is a subject I dare not broach with my wife, the Domestic Despot,Continue reading “Teamwork”

Turn the Page (again)

It’s been five days since my Irish got whipped by the Ohio State Buckeyes in the national championship game. And contrary to popular belief in South Bend, the sun did indeed rise today. My boys did me proud, but there was no mistake they were beaten by a bigger, stronger, and faster team. Good coachingContinue reading “Turn the Page (again)”

Relax

The point spread for the college football national championship game between the infidels from Ohio State vs. God’s chosen gladiators of the gridiron, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, has been posted. You can tell I’m impartial. Nine and a half points. So all the gambling “experts” have stated that the Buckeyes will easily defeat theContinue reading “Relax”