Making Sense of Absolutely Nothing

He has totally denigrated women. He has been indicted for multiple felonies. He has lied, cheated, stolen, and defrauded. He has ignored the letter of the law, trampled on the United States Constitution, and he has humiliated both himself and his country on numerous occasions. But he starts to doze off in a meeting andContinue reading “Making Sense of Absolutely Nothing”

Here Today, Here Tomorrow

The president has proposed term limits for politicians: Six years for House of Representatives. Twelve years for Senators. He mentioned ‘nary a word on term limits for the presidency… Lane Kiffin, highly regarded as an offensive strategist in college football, has also sown his seeds of discontent. Just ask USC. Tennessee. Mississippi. Is LSU hisContinue reading “Here Today, Here Tomorrow”

If  Not When…

The article started by saying what Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce had to say about the movie Home Alone. Quite frankly, I could give two shits what he has to say about anything other than why the Chiefs will be watching the playoffs on TV instead of defending their AFC Championship. I wouldContinue reading “If  Not When…”

The End All and Be All

Another dumbass expression that I am too lazy to delve into its history, but those pussy Democrats are still crying about our recent military response to Honduran drug dealers on their ill-fated attempt to bring their illicit and deadly drugs into our country. Make that suicide. Those douchebags heard the same things the whole worldContinue reading “The End All and Be All”

What Was I Thinking?

What if… All the rich people who have installed (hopefully) life-saving bunkers of their own in the event of a major catastrophe were actually setting themselves up for a slow, torturous, inevitable baking of their flesh while all the rest of us had already been vaporized instantly? That’s really one of the very few waysContinue reading “What Was I Thinking?”

Once Again, I Eat My Words

Not in a million years!” “Not in my lifetime!” “No one can be that stupid!” The beauty of this administration (just like the last one) are the many targets I get to pick on and have fun with. Like the “war” declared by President Trump on drug cartels, aka hostile terrorist organizations. I believe it’sContinue reading “Once Again, I Eat My Words”

Like I Never Left

Back to viewing the world through my highly-distorted lens macabre. Man, what a world we live in. And nobody makes it out alive… Watching the great tennis on display at the U.S. Open is one of my favorite sporting events of the year. In the heat of battle, after losing to fleshy American Taylor Townsend,Continue reading “Like I Never Left”

More Music

I had a surprisingly good response (s) from my first music post yesterday, so, keeping with that whole strike-while-the-iron’s-hot thing, I am following it up with three more songs in today’s post.. I was working as a French Executive Chef in the Midwest in the early ‘90’s and I had the occasion to run intoContinue reading “More Music”

The Devil You Say!

North Korea is “locking up” their nuclear arsenal since dialogue between Kim Jong-un and President Trump has stopped. What the hell does that even mean? The new Ayatollah of rock-n-rolla, the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei of Iran seems to be the only world leader who doesn’t have his head up his ass. He correctly identified theContinue reading “The Devil You Say!”

Brace Yourself

The Russian head of the Ministry of Oil has “fallen out of a window” (oops!) as have many people who found themselves in disfavor with none other than that little bald lawn gnome Putin. Oh yeah. He left a suicide note. Right. Talk about blowing my mind… France is placing a ban on smoking inContinue reading “Brace Yourself”