As I like to enlighten my wife with how things will change “when I am over everything,” the changes will go as follows: the pear in the commercial has to try doing a few push-ups to build those arms up. He’s got to learn to lift the carton all by himself. Commercials stop normalizing abnormalContinue reading “More Pet Peeves”
Category Archives: prejudice
No News
Here’s a thought. How about we go to weekly newscasts? Think about it. What changes from day-to-day? The same hatreds (maybe a few new ones even), the same prejudices (maybe a few new ones even). I don’t need a morning caucus of chowderheads like that Dilton Doily-looking dumbass Joe. Talk about an egomaniacal misogynist. LetContinue reading “No News”
Down, But Not Out
I wasn’t feeling bad at all, having played an hour-long set at a new bar that wants to attract new patrons. My dinner consisted of a 4 oz piece of T-bone steak and exactly 10 Tater Tots (yes I counted them). I was sick as a dog on Friday night and I thought I wasContinue reading “Down, But Not Out”
Innocence Lost
When I was a young man, I carried the mindset of a wide-eyed child, marveling at everything this amazing world has to offer. I was always treated well no matter which country I was in, so I thought nice, welcoming people were the norm. Right. Three thieves break into a house. One injured and arrested.Continue reading “Innocence Lost”
Never in a Million Years
Marjorie Taylor Greene is right. There are only two genders. Everything else is a contrivance. There are many derivatives, identifications, and permutations, but there is male and female. Eso es. But that being said, everything else that spills out of her diseased mind is horseshit. So United Airlines is seating window-seat passengers and it hasContinue reading “Never in a Million Years”
It’s Not Like it Used to Be
Nothing is. Nor should it be. I say that wistfully, after getting a glimpse of the upcoming Derby Day clash between my beloved Manchester United Red Devils and the powder blue faggots from Manchester City. I am a lot of things, but I am not stupid. If I was still a betting man, I wouldContinue reading “It’s Not Like it Used to Be”
Just Another Day
of infamy. When President Franklin Delano Roosevelt delivered his, what has come to be known as the “day of infamy” speech,” he was alluding to the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor Naval Base on Sunday, December 7, 1941 by the Empire of Japan. But unfortunately, it is not the only date which is infamous inContinue reading “Just Another Day”
You Know I Can’t Help Myself
I won’t jump on board the internet bandwagon about more idiots spawned from Satan’s concubines and the obvious lack of class and intelligence they displayed in Yellowstone National Park as they encroached on a bison and thought (if that word could ever be associated with these douchebag dumbasses) it would be cute to do so.Continue reading “You Know I Can’t Help Myself”
No Balls
Ron “No Balls” DeSantis was fired a strike right down the middle of the plate, ready for him to crush it but no, he whiffed. With the whole world watching (except me and the Domestic Despot) he was asked what differentiated himself from Donald Trump. (drum roll please) In his own illiterate way, he mangedContinue reading “No Balls”
I Find it Hard to Believe
That dipshit Trump is going to skip the Republican debates. Oh, I get the political strategy; he is so far ahead of anyone in the party he doesn’t NEED the debates and wants to maintain the illusion of distance, and what stupid-ass thing can he say that we haven’t heard his dumb-ass self spew before?Continue reading “I Find it Hard to Believe”
