Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?

My boy the little lawn gnome Putin, is at it again. This time, I am changing my tune. His plan to empty his most brutal prisons out of the worst criminals, give them guns, and send them to the front lines of the war against Ukraine is…genius. What could be the only thing worse thanContinue reading “Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?”

The Long and Short of it

More decisions coming from the NCAA College Football Playoff Committee as they face the legal issues arising in Athens, Georgia with two star football players just arrested. You have to remember, these aren’t wide-eyed, unsuspecting college students we’re talking about. Not anymore. They are adults making millions and hundreds of thousands of dollars in NILContinue reading “The Long and Short of it”

‘Tis the Season

Everybody looking for dirt on the president due to his past association with Jeffrey Epstein and all this time it was the horny British royals don’t ya know? “Don’t lend them any money.” That’s what I used to tell someone when speaking about a soon-to-be-ex-employee. With the unspoken because they won’t be around long enoughContinue reading “‘Tis the Season”

The End All and Be All

Another dumbass expression that I am too lazy to delve into its history, but those pussy Democrats are still crying about our recent military response to Honduran drug dealers on their ill-fated attempt to bring their illicit and deadly drugs into our country. Make that suicide. Those douchebags heard the same things the whole worldContinue reading “The End All and Be All”

What Was I Thinking?

What if… All the rich people who have installed (hopefully) life-saving bunkers of their own in the event of a major catastrophe were actually setting themselves up for a slow, torturous, inevitable baking of their flesh while all the rest of us had already been vaporized instantly? That’s really one of the very few waysContinue reading “What Was I Thinking?”

Press the Bet

I have been enjoying my wild ride of a life for some seventy-one plus years now, and I still am able to look at the world and its people with the same wonder I had as a child. I wonder how we have made it so long without annihilating each other or making this planetContinue reading “Press the Bet”

I Beg to Differ

Everyone loves pictures of babies; even I can put up with a few pictures of little Winston Churchills. It is the parents that get to me. But there is no argument that baby hippos are the cutest. He grabbed the crotch of a woman in public, belittled women verbally, assaulted them physically, was covicted, andContinue reading “I Beg to Differ”

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Back with the latest and greatest… Evidently, our fearless leader President Trump has found himself in violation of international law. I know, I know, now what? He has already broken every local, municipal, county, state, and federal law. What’s next? Space laws. You make ‘em, he’ll break ‘em! I may have just come up withContinue reading “Hear Ye! Hear Ye!”

Once Again, I Eat My Words

Not in a million years!” “Not in my lifetime!” “No one can be that stupid!” The beauty of this administration (just like the last one) are the many targets I get to pick on and have fun with. Like the “war” declared by President Trump on drug cartels, aka hostile terrorist organizations. I believe it’sContinue reading “Once Again, I Eat My Words”

The Comeback Kid

Due to my ineptitude on computers, I have been without a desktop computer for almost two weeks now. I’m sure a younger person would have had theirs fixed in a matter of minutes, but oh well. I am up and running now and ready to resume by blog and my daily dose of fun thatContinue reading “The Comeback Kid”