Surprise!

That wacky Mackenzie Shirilla says she’d like to be a life coach.

I’d like to be Mighty Mouse and use evil cats’ noses as punching bags as I pummel them with my little, white-gloved fists.

Did it Ever Occur to You?

Tulsi Gabbard, the former Director of National Intelligence, has resigned her position after discovering our nation has none, making her job unnecessary.