My boy the little lawn gnome Putin, is at it again. This time, I am changing my tune. His plan to empty his most brutal prisons out of the worst criminals, give them guns, and send them to the front lines of the war against Ukraine is…genius. What could be the only thing worse thanContinue reading “Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?”
Category Archives: Current events
‘Tis the Season
Everybody looking for dirt on the president due to his past association with Jeffrey Epstein and all this time it was the horny British royals don’t ya know? “Don’t lend them any money.” That’s what I used to tell someone when speaking about a soon-to-be-ex-employee. With the unspoken because they won’t be around long enoughContinue reading “‘Tis the Season”
My Take
Four (more) tourists have been swept away from this sphere of existence when they were swept out to sea off the coast of Tenerife. While I am saddened any time someone passes on, I would have been one of the dumbasses who appreciates my life a bit more. I would NOT have chosen to ignoreContinue reading “My Take”
The End All and Be All
Another dumbass expression that I am too lazy to delve into its history, but those pussy Democrats are still crying about our recent military response to Honduran drug dealers on their ill-fated attempt to bring their illicit and deadly drugs into our country. Make that suicide. Those douchebags heard the same things the whole worldContinue reading “The End All and Be All”
What Was I Thinking?
What if… All the rich people who have installed (hopefully) life-saving bunkers of their own in the event of a major catastrophe were actually setting themselves up for a slow, torturous, inevitable baking of their flesh while all the rest of us had already been vaporized instantly? That’s really one of the very few waysContinue reading “What Was I Thinking?”
Press the Bet
I have been enjoying my wild ride of a life for some seventy-one plus years now, and I still am able to look at the world and its people with the same wonder I had as a child. I wonder how we have made it so long without annihilating each other or making this planetContinue reading “Press the Bet”
I Beg to Differ
Everyone loves pictures of babies; even I can put up with a few pictures of little Winston Churchills. It is the parents that get to me. But there is no argument that baby hippos are the cutest. He grabbed the crotch of a woman in public, belittled women verbally, assaulted them physically, was covicted, andContinue reading “I Beg to Differ”
Playoffs?
Playoffs?! Playoffs?! Playoffs?!!! Yes, they are inching closer… Excruciatingly slow for college football fans and even more slowly if your team or teams is/are still in contention for one of the coveted 12 available spots. There are very few certainties anymore in the college football world where champions are bought and sold like prized cattleContinue reading “Playoffs?”
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Back with the latest and greatest… Evidently, our fearless leader President Trump has found himself in violation of international law. I know, I know, now what? He has already broken every local, municipal, county, state, and federal law. What’s next? Space laws. You make ‘em, he’ll break ‘em! I may have just come up withContinue reading “Hear Ye! Hear Ye!”
Gotcha!
The dumbass who burned down Pacific Palisades, California was arrested near his Orlando, Florida home. Unlike most fires there is an actual name we can point to and say, “this person is solely responsible for the fire and the ensuing damage.” Thanks for visiting California, Jonathan. It will be harder to burn anywhere else downContinue reading “Gotcha!”
