Word

I’d say go back to school, but it is where you got screwed up in the first place. If you wonder why there has been a giant step backwards in our political arena, look no further than our nation’s education system. It’s been replaced by news snippets, VNR’s, and propaganda being spewed 24/7 on cellContinue reading “Word”

Did it Ever Occur to You?

Tulsi Gabbard, the former Director of National Intelligence, has resigned her position after discovering our nation has none, making her job unnecessary.

Make it Count

Jack Dawson’s advice to Rose, never more apt than in today’s sphere of existence. There are indeed a precious finite amount of sand grains in the hourglass that is life. Don’t waste it. Do what makes you smile, laugh, and be happy. Once. That was exactly how many times Joe Biden lost his train ofContinue reading “Make it Count”

Wouldn’t You Know It?

It seems that our paunchy political dilettante is wanting to put a cork in Melania’s mug as she keeps unraveling more to her husband’s Epstein relationship in the press. You don’t say! House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is amping it up with his pleas for the Democratic party to not only win the midterm electionsContinue reading “Wouldn’t You Know It?”

Same Planet, Different Place

Why is everyone giving Karoline Leavitt the business due to the 32-year age gap between her and her husband? I can remember when the focus would be on the “cradle robbing” dirty old man with the young girl angle, but I guess times change. Let me get this right… You appoint the “yes” men andContinue reading “Same Planet, Different Place”

Not One

Those dumbasses at Spirit Airlines had the balls to at least ask for a bailout (denied) after mismanaging the company into bankruptcy so none of their aircraft were in the sky yesterday. And I didn’t lose one z of sleep about it… Iran has issued a public statement about the status of the health ofContinue reading “Not One”

This Just In

Halloween for adults. That’s what the Met Gala has devolved into. I had no idea there has been 78 Met Galas; another fact that has eluded me whilst I still maintain my mental prowess. In the pictures I was unable to avoid (they came upon my phone screen without asking) all I saw were desperate,Continue reading “This Just In”

Check This Out

Comedian Bill Maher says anyone who is disappointed our Chief Executive was not assassinated at the recent White House correspondent’s dinner is “not a good person.” For once, he is right. Maher is the little wise-ass kid sitting in class that tries too hard to be clever and makes jokes incessantly to avoid getting stuffedContinue reading “Check This Out”

Return to Glory

Hey, I’ve got an idea. What-say that before the next presidential election in 2028 we all get together and do a tap-tap-no-tap-back and start all over with no animosity for the sins of our fathers and erase the imaginary scoreboard that never seems to reset at zero? That way BOTH parties could get together andContinue reading “Return to Glory”

Can You Dig It?

When denial becomes delusion…. The president is denying that he is a senior citizen (at age 79). Just because his hair is falling out, and his skin is getting old-age spots doesn’t mean he’s a senior. Neither does falling fast asleep for a nap in the middle of meetings and conferences, evidently. Limping on hisContinue reading “Can You Dig It?”