I was flipping through the world news as is my wont every morning and surprise! The Palestinians still aren’t getting along with the Israelis! What’s it been now? 5000 years? A lot of people are giving it to President Trump for his tough stance on cleaning up the homelessness and crime in Washington, D.C. ButContinue reading “Now Do You See it?”
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Warning Signs
California has issued a warning to people to “stay out of the water” due to tides and dangerous rip currents. But if they are still alive, I would bet that a few of my old surf buddies are paddling out as we speak… That’s like driving all the way to Wally World only to findContinue reading “Warning Signs”
Numbers Do Lie
Our Chief Executive is in the process of revising our census for the United States of America. After eliminating all the illegal immigrants and their descendants, it is now official: there are 42 people living in America. A couple of douchebags posing as parents in Barcelona, Spain weren’t going to let a silly little thingContinue reading “Numbers Do Lie”
Tennessee
I have a great affinity for the state, as I spent a summer in Lebanon, just forty miles west of Nashville, training to be a Cracker Barrel manager. I fell in love with the miles of greenery, very unlike Phoenix, Arizona where I joined the company. Great golf and awesome fishing are two takeaways fromContinue reading “Tennessee”
Run to the Light
Ford Motor Company recently closed a production facility due to “shortages” of key components. With the past 25% tariff being thrown out the window, I highly doubt the new replacement 67% tariff is going to stir China to give us all the semiconductors and rare earth minerals that we need. Both are necessary and crucialContinue reading “Run to the Light”
Do Not Enter
We are now “allowing” people to visit this ailing country of ours and entry demands a 250.00 cover charge. Enter at your own risk. Nine children die after drowning because of a design error on a half-million above-ground pools. NOW they decide to do something about it? Why wait until nine children leave this sphereContinue reading “Do Not Enter”
If This Don’t Beat All
Some douchebag gets in his car and mows down 23 people in East Hollywood, CA. When things like this happen, I always wonder what reason could they possibly have to commit such a crime? At least he has a good reason this time. He got thrown out of a club, got his ass whipped, andContinue reading “If This Don’t Beat All”
What He Said…
In order to curb a steep increase in juvenile crimes, Fayetteville, North Carolina is going after the real criminals: negligent parents. People: once you have a kid, that’s not the end of it. You don’t just feed it like a pet, you have to do other things like teach them to be good citizens forContinue reading “What He Said…”
Another Day in the Life
Happy 4th of July. Now you are dead. In your teens. Mass shootings in Indianapolis and Chicago are just a few of the ways we Americans like to celebrate our Day of Independence. Alligator Alcatraz. I understand the logic. Take your chances with the crocodiles and pythons or get your skin bleached, dress up likeContinue reading “Another Day in the Life”
Hold My Beer
Well I guess the question of just how the American MLS (Major League Soccer) stacks up against world-class competition has been answered. Sorry, Sir David. It doesn’t. Not by a long shot. Paris Saint Germain made them look like a high school team. Not even the great magic of Lionel Messi or the power ofContinue reading “Hold My Beer”
