Numbers Do Lie

Our Chief Executive is in the process of revising our census for the United States of America. After eliminating all the illegal immigrants and their descendants, it is now official: there are 42 people living in America. A couple of douchebags posing as parents in Barcelona, Spain weren’t going to let a silly little thingContinue reading “Numbers Do Lie”

Horse Sense

Where else but Texas? Neo-Nazi Governor Greg Abbott calls the legislators to assemble and vote on the Almost Final Solution whereby they rearrange district boundaries that will allow the Republicans to overcome the advantage and gain five more seats. So the Democrats run away and play hide-and-seek. What are you, idiots? Four years old? ThatContinue reading “Horse Sense”

Take it or Leave It

Our country, like many others on this planet, is having some problems, you might say. Unemployment, high interest rates, high poverty and homelessness, crooked political “leadership,” and a non-existent impartial Supreme Court. But fear not. Now, this administration is going at the root evil of EVERYTHING that is wrong in this country…….the design of gasContinue reading “Take it or Leave It”

Run to the Light

Ford Motor Company recently closed a production facility due to “shortages” of key components. With the past 25% tariff being thrown out the window, I highly doubt the new replacement 67% tariff is going to stir China to give us all the semiconductors and rare earth minerals that we need. Both are necessary and crucialContinue reading “Run to the Light”

A Long Way to Go

You see stories of the unabashed hatred some people have for transgender people and I am the last one to understand it, but I don’t hate what I don’t understand. I either study it in depth or move on to another subject. And the world somehow keeps spinning… So I don’t understand the resistance toContinue reading “A Long Way to Go”

Hocus Pocus

Nothing up my sleeve…. And presto! Change-o! We are no longer a democratic citizenry. We are a mob just waiting for something to piss us off enough to do violence and destruction. We should be so proud. And in the “Only in America” department, people are reportedly being picked up by ICE agents all acrossContinue reading “Hocus Pocus”

Have Fun!

Spring break is here! Just don’t travel anywhere. Even staying home is dangerous anymore. Even our old buddy Germany is warning its citizens of venturing here. Now I know I’m just an old country boy from East L.A. but I don’t think that Delta jet airplane was supposed to land upside down. The CEO ofContinue reading “Have Fun!”

And the Beat Goes On…

The president has ordered the release of the over 100,000 previously-classified government documents related to the assassination of former President John F. Kennedy. Do we really want to know? I don’t understand the logic or strategy behind such a move. Stay tuned… Those of you Trump sycophants who elected him king, do not act shockedContinue reading “And the Beat Goes On…”

The Latest

President Trump says he wants to make the United States capital crime-free and the “talk of the world.” What’s he gonna do, make all the justices and politicians leave town? Besides its already the “talk of the world” for all the stupid shit going on in the theater that is the American political arena. SpeakingContinue reading “The Latest”