Not in a million years!” “Not in my lifetime!” “No one can be that stupid!” The beauty of this administration (just like the last one) are the many targets I get to pick on and have fun with. Like the “war” declared by President Trump on drug cartels, aka hostile terrorist organizations. I believe it’sContinue reading “Once Again, I Eat My Words”
Category Archives: Childcare
The Lowdown
Sixteen years old and his life is over… Desmond Holly shot and wounded two students at his high school in Evergreen, Colorado before turning the gun on himself, ending his life and continuing the “tradition” of school shootings, the thirteenth going back to Columbine in 1999. Money scandals in high school athletics were nonexistent (orContinue reading “The Lowdown”
Afterthoughts II
Our high schoolers are continuing the slide down the educational ladder, as their scores drop to a new low. Who needs silly old education anyway? People keep reporting Trump is dead, but really, he just looks that way. Newsweek is reporting Gen Z is experiencing “a drop in life satisfaction.” Darn. I was hoping toContinue reading “Afterthoughts II”
Daydreams or Nightmares?
People dream of going to the Caribbean for beautiful beaches, unbelievable sunsets, and vacations of a lifetime. Or you could get murdered. The murder rate is going through the roof at holiday destinations in the Caribbean, yet it hasn’t seemed to slow the flow of tourists. Murder be damned, where’s the lazy river? Some dumbassContinue reading “Daydreams or Nightmares?”
Always the Last to Know
John Cena had a good run. But like all good things… Now that he is hand-stitching his hair to his scalp, it’s time to call it a day, Champ. He says his body is screaming at him to retire. I hope he listens to it. Every so often Florida screws up and does something right…Continue reading “Always the Last to Know”
Come and Get Some
It has to be somewhere… We are pillaging countries all around the globe for untold billions in ransom money (tariffs), so you would figure our national debt would show a reduction. Hardly. We are even further into debt than ever to the tune of a 109 billion-dollar increase. We can’t win. The president is deployingContinue reading “Come and Get Some”
The Way of the World
She wanted to be famous. Now ol’ what’s-her-name from Tempe, Arizona (my old stomping grounds) is pushing up cacti. Dead in her teens. Thanks once again goes to TikTok. In this corner, weighing (according to himself) a svelte 180 pounds of all muscle, is the president of the United States. In this corner, outweighed byContinue reading “The Way of the World”
Numbers Do Lie
Our Chief Executive is in the process of revising our census for the United States of America. After eliminating all the illegal immigrants and their descendants, it is now official: there are 42 people living in America. A couple of douchebags posing as parents in Barcelona, Spain weren’t going to let a silly little thingContinue reading “Numbers Do Lie”
Welcome to the Jungle
It looks like we have run out of third-world countries to send our deportees to, so what to do? Not to worry. We will send them to the next best thing….Indiana. Remember when steroids used to be an everyday news story? I was never good, big, or fast enough of a football player to entertainContinue reading “Welcome to the Jungle”
