Making the Best of It

Easy does it there. The president is threatening to deport naturalized citizens suspected of fraud. Maybe he should open his mail… If he left the country because of his fraud convictions, what would it be called? An abdication? It had to happen. The devaluation of a college education is the direct result of the greedContinue reading “Making the Best of It”

Don’t Be a Buzzkill

Great, we can now see crystal-clear images of the icy mountains on Mars. Who gives a rat’s ass? So where is Malaysian airliner MH370? Or the two-hundred-thirty-nine souls on board? So, if all the billionaires in the world are building doomsday survival shelters, what if the Big One actually happens and the only survivors areContinue reading “Don’t Be a Buzzkill”

Keep it Coming

A Physician’s Assistant in Atlanta was asked to leave a women’s basketball game and she refused. That could have been the end of a very short story until… The woman (dumbass) refuses to leave the premises until police are called in for criminal trespass. She offers her captors a bribe. She increases the offer. TheyContinue reading “Keep it Coming”

Who Ya Gonna Believe?

That venerable French museum The Louvre is raising its admission price by 45%. To go packed like sardines and look at old stuff. Don’t get me wrong; I love museums and I have been fortunate enough to visit several of the world’s greatest. But what can they be escalating prices for? Are they adding moreContinue reading “Who Ya Gonna Believe?”

If I’ve Told You Once…

Hey Meta! Hey dumbass! STFU and quit having an artificial entity run your life. Think for yourself! It’s tough enough living in America today, but can you imagine how nice it must be to be an American citizen in Venezuela right now? Talk about persona non grata. The whole transgenders-in-sports debate is back in theContinue reading “If I’ve Told You Once…”

Here Today, Here Tomorrow

The president has proposed term limits for politicians: Six years for House of Representatives. Twelve years for Senators. He mentioned ‘nary a word on term limits for the presidency… Lane Kiffin, highly regarded as an offensive strategist in college football, has also sown his seeds of discontent. Just ask USC. Tennessee. Mississippi. Is LSU hisContinue reading “Here Today, Here Tomorrow”

My Take

Four (more) tourists have been swept away from this sphere of existence when they were swept out to sea off the coast of Tenerife. While I am saddened any time someone passes on, I would have been one of the dumbasses who appreciates my life a bit more. I would NOT have chosen to ignoreContinue reading “My Take”

The End All and Be All

Another dumbass expression that I am too lazy to delve into its history, but those pussy Democrats are still crying about our recent military response to Honduran drug dealers on their ill-fated attempt to bring their illicit and deadly drugs into our country. Make that suicide. Those douchebags heard the same things the whole worldContinue reading “The End All and Be All”

Press the Bet

I have been enjoying my wild ride of a life for some seventy-one plus years now, and I still am able to look at the world and its people with the same wonder I had as a child. I wonder how we have made it so long without annihilating each other or making this planetContinue reading “Press the Bet”

I Beg to Differ

Everyone loves pictures of babies; even I can put up with a few pictures of little Winston Churchills. It is the parents that get to me. But there is no argument that baby hippos are the cutest. He grabbed the crotch of a woman in public, belittled women verbally, assaulted them physically, was covicted, andContinue reading “I Beg to Differ”