You Can Not Be Serious

Just when I thought I have heard it all… Transabled. Translation: dumbass. These are truly damaged individuals who are not satisfied with God’s gifts, and who want and choose to be disabled, maiming and blinding themselves so they can live like disabled persons. You don’t have to injure yourselves. If you really want to knowContinue reading “You Can Not Be Serious”

What’s Good For the Goose…

In this era of big-time money in college athletics, there are several new millionaires populating the rosters, and not just the players. Coaches. Big Money. Kirby Smart at Georgia. Lane Kiffin at LSU. Lincoln Riley at USC. These are some of the biggest names in the profession and when successful, they generate hundreds of millionsContinue reading “What’s Good For the Goose…”

So You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance…

It is a rainy day in southern Ohio which is one of the reasons it is so green and beautiful once spring and summer hit and I am practicing for an open mic at a popular Dayton pub tomorrow night. We only get a 30-minute timeslot so here are the songs I plan to play:Continue reading “So You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance…”

Don’t Blink

1973. An awesome year and the last time the United States government conscripted young men into our military war machine. A headline read Donald Jr. and Eric Trump “would be exempt from military draft for one key reason…” Could the reason be they are yellow-belly chickenshits like their father who dodged the draft five times?Continue reading “Don’t Blink”

Your Guess is as Good as Mine

Maybe even better. Kid Rock had one good song (Cowboy), and he thinks he’s a music icon now. The song that was released in 1998. Age does not make you iconic. If he thinks for one second that he can command ticket prices of $5,000 for his upcoming tour, well then this extra from theContinue reading “Your Guess is as Good as Mine”

Take Your Medicine/Super Bowl Critique

The venerable old Wall Street Journal asks: Where Did All The Cheap Restaurants Go? More of an observation than anything, but the only way to make money in the lower-end establishments is volume. High volume. It cures all ills on the Profit and Loss Statement: It lowers labor cost. It lowers operating costs. It lowersContinue reading “Take Your Medicine/Super Bowl Critique”

Never Surrender

Unless you have to. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is endorsing Kathy Hochul’s bid for reelection as Governor. And he’s getting a load of shit for it. Why? Why is he endorsing her or why is he catching hell for it? He’s endorsing her because she has shown a willingness to work together withContinue reading “Never Surrender”

Look Into the Abyss

Even the Washington Post knows when enough is enough. Jeff Bezos’ next move will probably be to rename the paper the Trump-Washington Post and skip a few steps. Besides, what do we need pesky old impartial news for anyway? We have Trump to tell us what, and how, to think. In a few years, they’llContinue reading “Look Into the Abyss”

Age is Just a Number

One of the Dumbass Doctors—Phil or Oz (I can’t remember which) has posited that with the age expectancy climbing, the first person who will reach 200 years of age in their lifetime has already been born. Can you friggin’ even imagine being two-hundred? If you are young, of course not. Hell, you probably can’t evenContinue reading “Age is Just a Number”

The Town Crier

Am I the only one getting tired of musicians telling us what their political views are? I could give two you-know-whats what your thoughts are on the socialism vs. communism debate. Shut up and play the guitar Aristotle. Forget A.I. technology. We have the “discombobulator” which allowed us to take down Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro.Continue reading “The Town Crier”