Age is Just a Number

One of the Dumbass Doctors—Phil or Oz (I can’t remember which) has posited that with the age expectancy climbing, the first person who will reach 200 years of age in their lifetime has already been born. Can you friggin’ even imagine being two-hundred? If you are young, of course not. Hell, you probably can’t evenContinue reading “Age is Just a Number”

The Town Crier

Am I the only one getting tired of musicians telling us what their political views are? I could give two you-know-whats what your thoughts are on the socialism vs. communism debate. Shut up and play the guitar Aristotle. Forget A.I. technology. We have the “discombobulator” which allowed us to take down Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro.Continue reading “The Town Crier”

Presto! Change-o!

If only it were that simple. Not quite the Boston Tea Party, but it’s a start. Some anti-ICE protesters took over a hotel lobby in New York City to protest their housing of federal ICE agents. I’m sure the student working part-time on the reservation desk didn’t make the policy. Or the night maintenance guy.Continue reading “Presto! Change-o!”

Why Bother?

It looks like the First Lady is not quite the popular draw she thought she’d be after releasing her self-titled 75-million-dollar-box-office BOMB. It doesn’t help that she has the personality of a grapefruit. But she does have six-inch stilettos. This is rich. The president is blaming his recent dip in popularity in polls on “badContinue reading “Why Bother?”

If Worse Comes to Worst

There are those that will tell you it already has, but let’s take a closer look at the “worst-case scenario” with our current “leadership” in charge. Total planetary annihilation. Oops. Bad idea. I don’t wanna be your buzzkill today. That would make for a very short blog post anyway. So, it takes a change inContinue reading “If Worse Comes to Worst”

They Said it Couldn’t be Done

I am certainly not trying to jinx anything, but there is now a small flame of hope burning in Old Trafford. Just a couple matches into Michael Carrick’s interim caretaker manager audition for the Manchester United Red Devils and at long last, I sense a renewed excitement on the pitch and in the team afterContinue reading “They Said it Couldn’t be Done”

Keep it Coming

A Physician’s Assistant in Atlanta was asked to leave a women’s basketball game and she refused. That could have been the end of a very short story until… The woman (dumbass) refuses to leave the premises until police are called in for criminal trespass. She offers her captors a bribe. She increases the offer. TheyContinue reading “Keep it Coming”

Who Ya Gonna Believe?

That venerable French museum The Louvre is raising its admission price by 45%. To go packed like sardines and look at old stuff. Don’t get me wrong; I love museums and I have been fortunate enough to visit several of the world’s greatest. But what can they be escalating prices for? Are they adding moreContinue reading “Who Ya Gonna Believe?”

If I’ve Told You Once…

Hey Meta! Hey dumbass! STFU and quit having an artificial entity run your life. Think for yourself! It’s tough enough living in America today, but can you imagine how nice it must be to be an American citizen in Venezuela right now? Talk about persona non grata. The whole transgenders-in-sports debate is back in theContinue reading “If I’ve Told You Once…”

Hold Your Nose

The Department of Homeland Security has found that their version of what happened in the shooting of Renee Nicole Good, murdered in Minnesota, was met with a firestorm of scorn, ridicule and doubt so they did what anyone would do. They changed their story. There you go now. All better. Except for Cuba. It’s lookingContinue reading “Hold Your Nose”