I understand. I understand being steadfast and sticking to your convictions. That dumbass Governor Kathy Hochul from New York decided to refuse federal assistance prior to the recent cold wave affecting the country. She showed them. Three of her citizens paid the price for her pride. With their lives. Just like the 31,000 and countingContinue reading “Nobody Gets Out Alive”
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They Said it Couldn’t be Done
I am certainly not trying to jinx anything, but there is now a small flame of hope burning in Old Trafford. Just a couple matches into Michael Carrick’s interim caretaker manager audition for the Manchester United Red Devils and at long last, I sense a renewed excitement on the pitch and in the team afterContinue reading “They Said it Couldn’t be Done”
Time to Take Off the Gloves
Is it too much to ask? I just wanna get really stoned, wake up and find out that it is 2028 already. Let it be over. Please. Now DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s ICE are arresting children as young as five-years-old in their maniacal quest to rid the country of illegal immigrants. Five-year’s-old. I don’t know.Continue reading “Time to Take Off the Gloves”
Don’t Scare Me Like That!
Just pick another country. Just spin that round thing on your desk that looks like our planet and find any other country. Just not Greenland. That’s not the only reason, but it is the latest reason that you’ve given the American people cause to doubt our need for that particular foreign policy. And if youContinue reading “Don’t Scare Me Like That!”
Making the Best of It
Easy does it there. The president is threatening to deport naturalized citizens suspected of fraud. Maybe he should open his mail… If he left the country because of his fraud convictions, what would it be called? An abdication? It had to happen. The devaluation of a college education is the direct result of the greedContinue reading “Making the Best of It”
They Went That-a-Way!
That whacky Ayatollah is at it again. He has killed 16,500 Iranian protesters (so far) and injured another 330,000. Did you hear that? Those are real WAR numbers, not just ending a few protests. So, the Big Dogg committed mortgage fraud. BFD. Nobody gives a shit anymore. They’ve already accepted the fact he’s crooked asContinue reading “They Went That-a-Way!”
Have You Ever…
Sat on a beach with your back to the sunset and watched the skin colors and shades of your favorite person’s face close your day? Awaken next to a clear mountain stream to see a fat little robin dancing with a red squirrel while a disinterested, white-speckled fawn looks on? Gone into a concert stonedContinue reading “Have You Ever…”
Don’t Be a Buzzkill
Great, we can now see crystal-clear images of the icy mountains on Mars. Who gives a rat’s ass? So where is Malaysian airliner MH370? Or the two-hundred-thirty-nine souls on board? So, if all the billionaires in the world are building doomsday survival shelters, what if the Big One actually happens and the only survivors areContinue reading “Don’t Be a Buzzkill”
Keep it Coming
A Physician’s Assistant in Atlanta was asked to leave a women’s basketball game and she refused. That could have been the end of a very short story until… The woman (dumbass) refuses to leave the premises until police are called in for criminal trespass. She offers her captors a bribe. She increases the offer. TheyContinue reading “Keep it Coming”
Who Ya Gonna Believe?
That venerable French museum The Louvre is raising its admission price by 45%. To go packed like sardines and look at old stuff. Don’t get me wrong; I love museums and I have been fortunate enough to visit several of the world’s greatest. But what can they be escalating prices for? Are they adding moreContinue reading “Who Ya Gonna Believe?”
