The president just doesn’t get it, does he? He recently warned of the great communist threat to our country after he saw the New York Rebellion form and result in resounding Democratic victories in the primaries. YOU are the reason our country is ripe for another “ism,” dumbass. Communism. Socialism. Capitalism has both built andContinue reading “Say Again?”
Category Archives: Satire
A Long Way to Go
Trump is having to wear hair extensions? Lipstick on a pig. A fat, ugly pig. Madonna? Give it up you old bat. You were never that hot. Kaitlan Collins is starting to grow on me. Like the fungus on our corpulent Chief Executive’s hands and head. She owes her career to Trump’s misogynist attacks onContinue reading “A Long Way to Go”
Thank Your Lucky Stars
You think you’re hot? Try 122 degrees in Mexico. In France, they are not prepared for the kind of 120-plus degree temperatures they are experiencing, and people are dying jumping into what ever river they can find in an attempt to cool off. My office maintains a balmy year-round temperature of seventy-five degrees so noContinue reading “Thank Your Lucky Stars”
The Buzz
Ssssh… Don’t tell him. The United States Government, in no thanks to its Chief Executive ‘Ol Mullethead, just passed a bipartisan bill that will actually attempt to help the forgotten ones, you know, the American citizens? The bill takes direct aim at the affordability crisis facing homebuyers in today’s USA. It’s about time. You wouldContinue reading “The Buzz”
Wheels
Meanwhile, in Iran, the oil is flowing again, at least, the restrictions to reduce the price have been eliminated, but greed is like a drug and contrary to global belief, is NOT an American invention; we just perfected it.
For Lack of a Better Word
If you really want to irritate your soulmate, here is Tip #3457 from Maddogg’s Book of Irritations. Ask her out for a romantic Italian dinner at her favorite ristorante Italia. Everything is normal as you anxiously prepare for a fun evening out until… As soon as you walk through the doors and approach the hostessContinue reading “For Lack of a Better Word”
What Did You Expect?
Evidently FIFA is struggling with poor ticket sales in the United States for the upcoming World Cup to be held in North America. No need to wonder why… We all KNOW what the rest of the world is finding out in this new Age of Tyrants. We are no longer the panacea and example forContinue reading “What Did You Expect?”
Avast Ye Swabs!
In a rather swashbuckling mood on this bright sunny southern Ohio day, let’s take a look at what’s happening on this planet… That horse’s ass Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth, keeping with this administration’s policy of hatred for women and non-whites, has reshuffled the deck to better reflect his worldview. He has denied promotions toContinue reading “Avast Ye Swabs!”
Surprise!
That wacky Mackenzie Shirilla says she’d like to be a life coach.
I’d like to be Mighty Mouse and use evil cats’ noses as punching bags as I pummel them with my little, white-gloved fists.
Come Again?
Nice work if you can get it… USA Today reports Forty million-dollars in gold bars was recovered from an ex-CIA agent’s house in Virginia. Somebody make sure to wake the president to tell him when the whole Iran Fiasco blows over. I love those Netflix documentaries like Crash, the story of Mackenzie Shurila, a fame-seekingContinue reading “Come Again?”
