I’d say go back to school, but it is where you got screwed up in the first place. If you wonder why there has been a giant step backwards in our political arena, look no further than our nation’s education system. It’s been replaced by news snippets, VNR’s, and propaganda being spewed 24/7 on cellContinue reading “Word”
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Did it Ever Occur to You?
Tulsi Gabbard, the former Director of National Intelligence, has resigned her position after discovering our nation has none, making her job unnecessary.
Make it Count
Jack Dawson’s advice to Rose, never more apt than in today’s sphere of existence. There are indeed a precious finite amount of sand grains in the hourglass that is life. Don’t waste it. Do what makes you smile, laugh, and be happy. Once. That was exactly how many times Joe Biden lost his train ofContinue reading “Make it Count”
Wouldn’t You Know It?
It seems that our paunchy political dilettante is wanting to put a cork in Melania’s mug as she keeps unraveling more to her husband’s Epstein relationship in the press. You don’t say! House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is amping it up with his pleas for the Democratic party to not only win the midterm electionsContinue reading “Wouldn’t You Know It?”
Come What May
Before I go any further, here’s to my Manchester United Red Devils for securing third-place in the Premier League and by doing so, enter the rarified air (and money) of Champion’s League football next season. Well done lads! Kyle Rittenhouse, once the darling of the MAGA movement, has decided to back Trump opponent Kentucky’s ThomasContinue reading “Come What May”
A Little Help Here
That little dumbass Putin is looking all over the place to try and find a dignified way out of the war he picked with Ukraine. Trouble is, there is none; not after you started the fight in the first place. The “military exercise” that he promised he would end in two weeks. Four years ago.Continue reading “A Little Help Here”
Better Than Nothing
Look out below! That dumbass Elon Musk is getting ready to launch another spaceship. With his track record, now would be the time to invest in some shoulder pads and a football helmet… That horse’s ass Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Douchebaggery, has failed in his efforts to censure and demote Senator Mark Kelly for hisContinue reading “Better Than Nothing”
Same Planet, Different Place
Why is everyone giving Karoline Leavitt the business due to the 32-year age gap between her and her husband? I can remember when the focus would be on the “cradle robbing” dirty old man with the young girl angle, but I guess times change. Let me get this right… You appoint the “yes” men andContinue reading “Same Planet, Different Place”
Not One
Those dumbasses at Spirit Airlines had the balls to at least ask for a bailout (denied) after mismanaging the company into bankruptcy so none of their aircraft were in the sky yesterday. And I didn’t lose one z of sleep about it… Iran has issued a public statement about the status of the health ofContinue reading “Not One”
When Shove Comes to Push
A poor little thirteen-year-old girl in Illinois fell across some train tracks and lost both of her legs when the train suddenly went in motion. Of course, the lawsuits are just starting to pile up, but I just don’t see where she has a leg to stand on. Oh, that was bad. Even for me.Continue reading “When Shove Comes to Push”
