New York, New York. Porky Swiss thief Murielle Miczak stole three million dollars in Brooklyn and 150k of it was spent on food delivery services. From the looks of her, no one else got any of the food but her fat ass. String her up! I heard they are remaking the 1985 movie Mask usingContinue reading “And the Beat Goes On…”
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Night and Day
I have been out of commission for a week now, fighting back from a case of pneumonia. It also affected my soulmate Karen and we are both just now coming out of it. I figure one or two more days should do it. Ten days recovery time. I’m not going to lie; I got reallyContinue reading “Night and Day”
Gather ‘Round
The president invited a bunch of professional rodeo cowboys to the White House, and one thing is as clear as the Ponderosa sky… The Cowboy-in Chief looked like he needs to skip the chuckwagon. He’s looking like fifty pounds of manure in a twenty-five pound saddlebag. Astronomers confirm they have seen a laser beam fromContinue reading “Gather ‘Round”
I’ll Bite
I know my paltry few hundred subscribers don’t seem like many until you get in a line that long for anything, but U.S. Representative Nancy Mace from South Carolina just came out the very next day after my blog proposing the same “one strike and you’re out” penalty as China has for raping a youngContinue reading “I’ll Bite”
Whaaat?
There are some people you can pick on, and then there are others you shouldn’t. Picking on politicians is easy. And fun. I crack me up sometimes. Entertainers, the wealthy, the criminals and sell-outs of all shapes and sizes who had better be hoping that there really is NOT a place you go to whereContinue reading “Whaaat?”
Back For More
The headline said Five Burgers Linked to Colon Cancer… That’s all I read. So, throw those five burgers away and … Boom! I did it again. Just cured colon cancer. Sometimes even I don’t know how I do it! It is a crappy day… The temperature is dancing right around seventy degrees. No wind. Sunny.Continue reading “Back For More”
Come Again?
I think about five or six days ago I posted a warning about how the use of cyberwarfare might be part of Iran’s battle plans and now they are screwing around with our missile defense systems. Even an old piker like me knows that can’t be real good. I’ve heard that life imitates art andContinue reading “Come Again?”
You Can Not Be Serious
Just when I thought I have heard it all… Transabled. Translation: dumbass. These are truly damaged individuals who are not satisfied with God’s gifts, and who want and choose to be disabled, maiming and blinding themselves so they can live like disabled persons. You don’t have to injure yourselves. If you really want to knowContinue reading “You Can Not Be Serious”
Baby, it’s Cold Outside
What do you do to escape the constant bitter cold in Norway? Many people embrace the cold; Alpine sports are big there. But not the politicians. Epstein Island. Yup. Not just America. My girl Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fucking up again trying to shut down the TSA security checkpoints. You remember thoseContinue reading “Baby, it’s Cold Outside”
The Letter “K”
Moving on with an audio version of my book EMOTIONS: Not your Mama’s ABC’s! we arrive at the letter K. The emotion is kindness and it is illustrated with the short story titled Stewardship. Hope you like it. Stay well.
