The End All and Be All

Another dumbass expression that I am too lazy to delve into its history, but those pussy Democrats are still crying about our recent military response to Honduran drug dealers on their ill-fated attempt to bring their illicit and deadly drugs into our country. Make that suicide. Those douchebags heard the same things the whole worldContinue reading “The End All and Be All”

What Was I Thinking?

What if… All the rich people who have installed (hopefully) life-saving bunkers of their own in the event of a major catastrophe were actually setting themselves up for a slow, torturous, inevitable baking of their flesh while all the rest of us had already been vaporized instantly? That’s really one of the very few waysContinue reading “What Was I Thinking?”

Press the Bet

I have been enjoying my wild ride of a life for some seventy-one plus years now, and I still am able to look at the world and its people with the same wonder I had as a child. I wonder how we have made it so long without annihilating each other or making this planetContinue reading “Press the Bet”

I Beg to Differ

Everyone loves pictures of babies; even I can put up with a few pictures of little Winston Churchills. It is the parents that get to me. But there is no argument that baby hippos are the cutest. He grabbed the crotch of a woman in public, belittled women verbally, assaulted them physically, was covicted, andContinue reading “I Beg to Differ”

Playoffs?

Playoffs?! Playoffs?! Playoffs?!!! Yes, they are inching closer… Excruciatingly slow for college football fans and even more slowly if your team or teams is/are still in contention for one of the coveted 12 available spots. There are very few certainties anymore in the college football world where champions are bought and sold like prized cattleContinue reading “Playoffs?”

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Back with the latest and greatest… Evidently, our fearless leader President Trump has found himself in violation of international law. I know, I know, now what? He has already broken every local, municipal, county, state, and federal law. What’s next? Space laws. You make ‘em, he’ll break ‘em! I may have just come up withContinue reading “Hear Ye! Hear Ye!”

Gotcha!

The dumbass who burned down Pacific Palisades, California was arrested near his Orlando, Florida home. Unlike most fires there is an actual name we can point to and say, “this person is solely responsible for the fire and the ensuing damage.” Thanks for visiting California, Jonathan. It will be harder to burn anywhere else downContinue reading “Gotcha!”

Once Again, I Eat My Words

Not in a million years!” “Not in my lifetime!” “No one can be that stupid!” The beauty of this administration (just like the last one) are the many targets I get to pick on and have fun with. Like the “war” declared by President Trump on drug cartels, aka hostile terrorist organizations. I believe it’sContinue reading “Once Again, I Eat My Words”

Funny Bone

Why all the hate between late-night talk show hosts and the president and his policies and tactics? It used to be, not that long ago, that comics joked and made wisecracks, we laughed, thought how clever, and moved on. What happened to that? These are just highly paid entertainers that started amusing us starting inContinue reading “Funny Bone”

The Comeback Kid

Due to my ineptitude on computers, I have been without a desktop computer for almost two weeks now. I’m sure a younger person would have had theirs fixed in a matter of minutes, but oh well. I am up and running now and ready to resume by blog and my daily dose of fun thatContinue reading “The Comeback Kid”