Our Chief Executive is in the process of revising our census for the United States of America. After eliminating all the illegal immigrants and their descendants, it is now official: there are 42 people living in America. A couple of douchebags posing as parents in Barcelona, Spain weren’t going to let a silly little thingContinue reading “Numbers Do Lie”
Category Archives: survival
If You’re Lucky
A Puncher’s Chance
I saw a clip of Queen Maxima (now THAT is a badass Queen’s name!) of Netherlands doing her best Donald Trump impersonation and what was hilarious is that she does a better DJT than he does. Being a former French chef, I find the topic of celebrity chefs to be a totally American contrivance, fueledContinue reading “A Puncher’s Chance”
Documentaries
I started about a year or so ago when they were going through the writer’s strike in Hollywood. If you never believed in the power of the written word, never was its absence more felt than in the film industry. Not as easy as you thought? Just get a couple stars, some cool cars, explosions,Continue reading “Documentaries”
It’s a Person
Step up to the Plate
Am I good or what? As soon as I posted the blueprint for Columbia University to reacquire some funding that was being withheld from them…..Presto! All of a sudden they get 221 million dollars. You know you would have gotten more if you just shut your trap and kissed the president’s ass in the firstContinue reading “Step up to the Plate”
Run to the Light
Ford Motor Company recently closed a production facility due to “shortages” of key components. With the past 25% tariff being thrown out the window, I highly doubt the new replacement 67% tariff is going to stir China to give us all the semiconductors and rare earth minerals that we need. Both are necessary and crucialContinue reading “Run to the Light”
Do Not Enter
We are now “allowing” people to visit this ailing country of ours and entry demands a 250.00 cover charge. Enter at your own risk. Nine children die after drowning because of a design error on a half-million above-ground pools. NOW they decide to do something about it? Why wait until nine children leave this sphereContinue reading “Do Not Enter”
If This Don’t Beat All
Some douchebag gets in his car and mows down 23 people in East Hollywood, CA. When things like this happen, I always wonder what reason could they possibly have to commit such a crime? At least he has a good reason this time. He got thrown out of a club, got his ass whipped, andContinue reading “If This Don’t Beat All”
Stay With Me
The tiny monarchy of Sweida, formerly known as Swaziland, is located near the southern Syrian border. Not your typical garden spot and not only that, but reports describe “extrajudicial killings, torture, abductions, and looting—pointing to a broader pattern of targeted abuses.” Perfect. Now we know where we can reach our next batch of deportees. HeContinue reading “Stay With Me”
