It is a rainy day in southern Ohio which is one of the reasons it is so green and beautiful once spring and summer hit and I am practicing for an open mic at a popular Dayton pub tomorrow night. We only get a 30-minute timeslot so here are the songs I plan to play:Continue reading “So You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance…”
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In and Around the News
I really hate being right all the time. If you have followed my blogs for any amount of time, you will know that I predicted long ago that some dumb shit—I won’t name anyone in particular, was going to start a war in a last-ditch attempt to divert attention away from his sinking ship ofContinue reading “In and Around the News”
Is it Ever
What do you do to escape the constant bitter cold in Norway? Many people embrace the cold; Alpine sports are big there. But not the politicians. Epstein Island. Yup. Not just America. My girl Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fucking up again trying to shut down the TSA security checkpoints. You remember thoseContinue reading “Is it Ever”
Couldn’t Do it Without You
You mean to tell me with all his billions and all the billions more he and Elon Musk have stolen so far from the American people, he has to wear a store bought wig? Cold. When I saw the tag I had to double and triple-check just to make sure, and one thing I haveContinue reading “Couldn’t Do it Without You”
Ask the Wizard
It’s about an hour away from the president’s State of the Union address and I am awaiting it with the same anticipation I had when waiting for the next Jerry Lewis movie in the 50’s and 60’s—I couldn’t wait to see what that zany whackenheimer was going to say or do next… {NOTE: since IContinue reading “Ask the Wizard”
Play it Again
In the “New Normal” what do you do when your popularity poll numbers are embarrassingly, irreversibly low? You stop taking the poll, silly. If that doesn’t make you swell with national pride, what does? Just another “thanks, but no thanks.” Greenland has turned down an offer from the United States who offered medical care forContinue reading “Play it Again”
A Trampoline Can Be Dangerous
Bone spurs. His dad paid a doctor to falsely diagnose, treat, and document his “medical condition” so he wouldn’t have to serve in the armed forces. That must be why he’s so upset that he wasn’t awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor like all the other of our nations real military heroes, many of whomContinue reading “A Trampoline Can Be Dangerous”
Your Guess is as Good as Mine
Maybe even better. Kid Rock had one good song (Cowboy), and he thinks he’s a music icon now. The song that was released in 1998. Age does not make you iconic. If he thinks for one second that he can command ticket prices of $5,000 for his upcoming tour, well then this extra from theContinue reading “Your Guess is as Good as Mine”
That Explains It
So that joke of a Supreme Court, supposedly an unbiased branch of our crumbling democracy, actually struck down some of the president’s tariffs and he’s not happy about it. Not one bit. So now, he’s closing his eyes and shooting. Everybody gets a tariff. 10% until he can think of a dumber move to make.Continue reading “That Explains It”
The State of the Union
We have to wait four more days until the windy one gives the 2026 State of the Union address. It stands to be the shortest political speech in history. I can envision it now: he limps up to the podium on his cankles, opens up his speech. Looks directly into the camera and utters aContinue reading “The State of the Union”
