Oh Joy!

Every so often… Our brain-dead Senate comes together on an issue and reach unanimity in their actions. Ghislaine Maxwell, disgraced, perverted socialite, will serve her sentence of twenty years in a Texas prison (minimum security) and will NOT be pardoned for her actions as co-conspirator with Jeffrey Epstein. I won’t lose a wink of sleepContinue reading “Oh Joy!”

A Stitch in Time

Here today. Gone tomorrow. Once again, that dumbass “genius inventor” Elon Musk sends up a spaceship only to have it fall back to earth in failure (again!). And just like that (snap of fingers) he is no longer a trillionaire. He now only has hundreds of billions. Poor guy. Elaine Angene Escoe thought she couldContinue reading “A Stitch in Time”

Empty Thoughts

Twenty-six years old and it’s over. A hiker in Glacier National Park in Montana is dead after supposedly “following all protocols” to avoid a fatal bear attack, including emptying an entire can of bear-repellent spray before succumbing to the wild animal. As a human reflex, my heart always goes out to people when I hearContinue reading “Empty Thoughts”

A Lighter Shade of Purple

His own party does not possess Ball One in holding him accountable for anything, but the BBC of all entities, is calling him out on his lies. How does he sleep at night? Oh that’s right; he doesn’t. He’s too busy like a lovestruck pre-teen, posting horseshit on social media. Nothing to see here… MoveContinue reading “A Lighter Shade of Purple”

Amazing Isn’t the Word

White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller (aka “Yessir Mr. President!) seems to be every bit as popular as his predecessor, Kristi Noem was. Despite never having served a day in our armed forces, just like my Cocker Spaniel Bruiser Corleone, he is “forced” to live on a militaryContinue reading “Amazing Isn’t the Word”

The American Way?

Your team just won the most important game in their history. So what do you do? I know. Let’s set fire to cars and private property and endanger many people’s lives! Everyone does it. But why? You WON dumbass! I saw it firsthand on Fourth Avenue in Tucson, Arizona after the Wildcats won their onlyContinue reading “The American Way?”

Earth to Maddogg

Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”

The Long Way Home

U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”

Discomfort Zone

For all the idiots who once again believed in master scam artist Conor McGregor, I hope the 69-seconds he lasted in his “fight” finally got your belly full of that poser. Him and Jake Paul both. Good riddance. He’s not even in the ground yet, is he? But Nancy Mace is licking her chops atContinue reading “Discomfort Zone”

Comfort Zone

Hold on to your sombreros… Kim Jong-un’s crazy sister Kim Yo Jong is moving up in the North Korean political arena. I think she’s going to make her brother seem like a big pussy by the time she’s through. Czech president Petr Pavel warns that “Ukraine has two months before Putin escalates war.” Excuse me?Continue reading “Comfort Zone”