A Stitch in Time

Here today. Gone tomorrow. Once again, that dumbass “genius inventor” Elon Musk sends up a spaceship only to have it fall back to earth in failure (again!). And just like that (snap of fingers) he is no longer a trillionaire. He now only has hundreds of billions. Poor guy. Elaine Angene Escoe thought she couldContinue reading “A Stitch in Time”

Amazing Isn’t the Word

White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller (aka “Yessir Mr. President!) seems to be every bit as popular as his predecessor, Kristi Noem was. Despite never having served a day in our armed forces, just like my Cocker Spaniel Bruiser Corleone, he is “forced” to live on a militaryContinue reading “Amazing Isn’t the Word”

The American Way?

Your team just won the most important game in their history. So what do you do? I know. Let’s set fire to cars and private property and endanger many people’s lives! Everyone does it. But why? You WON dumbass! I saw it firsthand on Fourth Avenue in Tucson, Arizona after the Wildcats won their onlyContinue reading “The American Way?”

Earth to Maddogg

Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”

The Long Way Home

U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”

Discomfort Zone

For all the idiots who once again believed in master scam artist Conor McGregor, I hope the 69-seconds he lasted in his “fight” finally got your belly full of that poser. Him and Jake Paul both. Good riddance. He’s not even in the ground yet, is he? But Nancy Mace is licking her chops atContinue reading “Discomfort Zone”

Much Obliged

Now we find out who the “real” football fans in America are. Our overrated group of players gave it their best, but it sure didn’t look like it against Belgium. Instead of the team that was flying into the opponents’ box and getting opportunities, they played scared; more afraid to lose than showing any desireContinue reading “Much Obliged”

Breaking Point

Everybody has one. Even the coolest, most fearless of us has one. It may not be obvious, hell, it may not even be detectable, but believe me, it’s there. Somewhere hidden within. We “break” because we are human. If we didn’t break, we would be robots like the ones that idiot Elon Musk tries toContinue reading “Breaking Point”

Say Again?

The president just doesn’t get it, does he? He recently warned of the great communist threat to our country after he saw the New York Rebellion form and result in resounding Democratic victories in the primaries. YOU are the reason our country is ripe for another “ism,” dumbass. Communism. Socialism. Capitalism has both built andContinue reading “Say Again?”

A Long Way to Go

Trump is having to wear hair extensions? Lipstick on a pig. A fat, ugly pig. Madonna? Give it up you old bat. You were never that hot. Kaitlan Collins is starting to grow on me. Like the fungus on our corpulent Chief Executive’s hands and head. She owes her career to Trump’s misogynist attacks onContinue reading “A Long Way to Go”