I love competition. I love excellent performance in ANY field of endeavor. I look on with the same sense of awe and wonder at a Super Bowl trophy as I do a perfect 10.0 at a Women’s gymnastics meet. Or watching a master landscaper do their thing to a yard, leaving it and the worldContinue reading “The Skinny”
Category Archives: Amputee
Ding! Ding!
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has to be able to see the “writing on the wall….” She’s next. Who else is there? And forget about the little incident where an unflattering picture of her was taken down when people mistook the wrinkly, weathered red neck of an actual turkey with her own. He dumpedContinue reading “Ding! Ding!”
Alcoholism
As I enter into the last chapter of my life, I look back and smile. The smile is genuine; I am truly grateful to be alive and with a woman I still can’t stand to be away from for any length of time at all. But it almost never happened. Because I’m an alcoholic. IContinue reading “Alcoholism”
And the Beat Goes On…
New York, New York. Porky Swiss thief Murielle Miczak stole three million dollars in Brooklyn and 150k of it was spent on food delivery services. From the looks of her, no one else got any of the food but her fat ass. String her up! I heard they are remaking the 1985 movie Mask usingContinue reading “And the Beat Goes On…”
Night and Day
I have been out of commission for a week now, fighting back from a case of pneumonia. It also affected my soulmate Karen and we are both just now coming out of it. I figure one or two more days should do it. Ten days recovery time. I’m not going to lie; I got reallyContinue reading “Night and Day”
Gather ‘Round
The president invited a bunch of professional rodeo cowboys to the White House, and one thing is as clear as the Ponderosa sky… The Cowboy-in Chief looked like he needs to skip the chuckwagon. He’s looking like fifty pounds of manure in a twenty-five pound saddlebag. Astronomers confirm they have seen a laser beam fromContinue reading “Gather ‘Round”
I’ll Bite
I know my paltry few hundred subscribers don’t seem like many until you get in a line that long for anything, but U.S. Representative Nancy Mace from South Carolina just came out the very next day after my blog proposing the same “one strike and you’re out” penalty as China has for raping a youngContinue reading “I’ll Bite”
Whaaat?
There are some people you can pick on, and then there are others you shouldn’t. Picking on politicians is easy. And fun. I crack me up sometimes. Entertainers, the wealthy, the criminals and sell-outs of all shapes and sizes who had better be hoping that there really is NOT a place you go to whereContinue reading “Whaaat?”
Back For More
The headline said Five Burgers Linked to Colon Cancer… That’s all I read. So, throw those five burgers away and … Boom! I did it again. Just cured colon cancer. Sometimes even I don’t know how I do it! It is a crappy day… The temperature is dancing right around seventy degrees. No wind. Sunny.Continue reading “Back For More”
Come Again?
I think about five or six days ago I posted a warning about how the use of cyberwarfare might be part of Iran’s battle plans and now they are screwing around with our missile defense systems. Even an old piker like me knows that can’t be real good. I’ve heard that life imitates art andContinue reading “Come Again?”
