A Stitch in Time

Here today. Gone tomorrow. Once again, that dumbass “genius inventor” Elon Musk sends up a spaceship only to have it fall back to earth in failure (again!). And just like that (snap of fingers) he is no longer a trillionaire. He now only has hundreds of billions. Poor guy. Elaine Angene Escoe thought she couldContinue reading “A Stitch in Time”

Empty Thoughts

Twenty-six years old and it’s over. A hiker in Glacier National Park in Montana is dead after supposedly “following all protocols” to avoid a fatal bear attack, including emptying an entire can of bear-repellent spray before succumbing to the wild animal. As a human reflex, my heart always goes out to people when I hearContinue reading “Empty Thoughts”

The American Way?

Your team just won the most important game in their history. So what do you do? I know. Let’s set fire to cars and private property and endanger many people’s lives! Everyone does it. But why? You WON dumbass! I saw it firsthand on Fourth Avenue in Tucson, Arizona after the Wildcats won their onlyContinue reading “The American Way?”

Earth to Maddogg

Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”

Discomfort Zone

For all the idiots who once again believed in master scam artist Conor McGregor, I hope the 69-seconds he lasted in his “fight” finally got your belly full of that poser. Him and Jake Paul both. Good riddance. He’s not even in the ground yet, is he? But Nancy Mace is licking her chops atContinue reading “Discomfort Zone”

Much Obliged

Now we find out who the “real” football fans in America are. Our overrated group of players gave it their best, but it sure didn’t look like it against Belgium. Instead of the team that was flying into the opponents’ box and getting opportunities, they played scared; more afraid to lose than showing any desireContinue reading “Much Obliged”

Breaking Point

Everybody has one. Even the coolest, most fearless of us has one. It may not be obvious, hell, it may not even be detectable, but believe me, it’s there. Somewhere hidden within. We “break” because we are human. If we didn’t break, we would be robots like the ones that idiot Elon Musk tries toContinue reading “Breaking Point”

What Did You Miss?

For a country that was “totally defeated” months ago (if you believe the president), who no longer has the capability to employ nuclear weapons, whose Supreme Leader was killed, and who is at the total mercy of the United States military, they are doing a pretty good job of keeping their middle finger shoved upContinue reading “What Did You Miss?”

Sensible or No?

Now you want to brand mindless White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt a liar for her recent feeble attempts at justifying anything her master does. How long were you going to wait? Everyone knows what a dumbass she is and lying is what her job responsibilities entail. The fact she’s bad at it is somehow,Continue reading “Sensible or No?”

Say Again?

The president just doesn’t get it, does he? He recently warned of the great communist threat to our country after he saw the New York Rebellion form and result in resounding Democratic victories in the primaries. YOU are the reason our country is ripe for another “ism,” dumbass. Communism. Socialism. Capitalism has both built andContinue reading “Say Again?”