I would really like to say that I feel sorry for the money grab-gone-south aka the LIV Golf Tour which just filed for bankruptcy. I would also really like to say I feel sorry for John Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau as they are reduced to multi-million-dollar creditors, standing in line with their hands out withContinue reading “Happenstance”
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Can We Just Take a Moment?
CBS News is reporting that our military leaders in the Middle East have been told “Operation Epic Fury” is over. Now they want to call the aftermath of their Keystone Cops of an “action” Operation Freedom. “Operation Horseshit” is more like it. Up until when the Vietnamese shooed off the last Huey helicopter from theContinue reading “Can We Just Take a Moment?”
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up
The president doesn’t understand why the Iranian people are not joining him in the “war,” and it is because absolutely NOBODY believes in this bullshit orchestrated by Netanyahu’s Stooge. Not the American people. Not the Iranian people. Neither the warmonger RIGHT nor the pussy LEFT believe in it. Let’s just leave it at “the presidentContinue reading “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up”
Borderline Psycho
Lindsay Clancy is going to hell. Regardless of the verdict reached by a jury in Massachusetts, she killed her three children and God does not forget. Her defense lawyers (also going to hell) are claiming the woman should not be held criminally responsible because she temporarily lost her grip on reality.” What a load ofContinue reading “Borderline Psycho”
Priorities
That dumbass “genius” inventor Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk is planning to build a 100-billion-dollar Starship rocket complex on Pecan Island in southern Louisiana. The sick part is that 100 billion-dollars would barely move the needle on our quad trillion-dollar national debt. It’s his money; he can do what he wants with it. Of course, allContinue reading “Priorities”
Gotcha Again
An “investigative report” has revealed what our eyes have been revealing to our brain synapses for years…the Chief Executive is a big fat piece of shit, although the doctors used different medical terminology I’m sure. A diet of Big Macs and chicken nuggets can’t be helping… On Face the Nation that douchebag lackey Dr. OzContinue reading “Gotcha Again”
Told You So/CFP Preview
The sister is the dangerous one. Kim Jong Un sees right through Trump’s BS (and IBS). North Korea just sent 10 short range missiles into the sea as yet another show of disdain for our Chief Executive and his policy involving South Korea. Her brother might be enamored with the president but make no mistakeContinue reading “Told You So/CFP Preview”
Milestones
Florida, the fiefdom of that dumbass Ron DeSantis, is not resting on its laurels. Not content with their award for best Alligator Alcatraz Detention Center, they are continuing their record-setting pace by legally killing their thirteenth person (so far) this year. They should be so proud… Thanks but no thanks. Three more Trump-endorsed candidates wereContinue reading “Milestones”
I Promise
Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breakingContinue reading “I Promise”
Have Mercy
I have been searching for something, anything, to find that I have in common with the most unpopular American president (since the last one) and depending on who you read and what you choose to believe: he likes hot blondes, he is a misogynist of the lowest order, a compulsive (bad) liar, a thief, aContinue reading “Have Mercy”
